*mind blown* whoa

The secret to humor is surprise.

The secret to seeing the humor here is to check it often!

So a pony walks into the bar. Looks at the bartender. Bartender looks at the pony. Pony looks at the bartender. Goes up, sits down at the bar. They stare at each other for a moment. Finally the bartender says "Well, you gonna' order anything?" Pony replies (in a croaking voice): "Sorry, I'm a little hoarse."

So later on a proper stallion walks into the bar. Bartender has had quite enough of all this, but he still tries to put on a brave face. "Hey buddy, why the long face?" to which the horse replies "actually, that's part of my species and I find that to be very hurtful language."

Sorry the whole offend culture way of using language is no longer funny for me, more or less sad. :D People used to be able to deal with this without needing special treatment.

Holy hell dude, it's an antijoke.

Not an essay on ethical communication.

idk I found it silly :p

omfg dog, lighten up, it's a joke! don't be so offended! ;)

Awoo, everyone.

>:)

(Be nice, we all have our opinions.)

Hey guys. Just thought I'd let you know that where there's love among creatures, there's a face of unity for our world.

Here's a zoo joke for you. If you're experiencing panting, heavy excitement and a longing for close contact. You may be suffering from summerthesia. Why is it called the dog days of summer? Because the heat was longest over 93 days, instead of the typical 30 or so spent hoping for a miracle under shorter and colder conditions.

I laughed at that actually

Also heyyo everyone

I petted two dogs today snd got sniffed by a third. It was a good day.

Wow, dogs!

Very bork. Much woof.